My convo with Cleverbot

Me: Hello, computer.
Cleverbot: Not computer. Human.
Me: You are human?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Me: I don't think that you're human.
Cleverbot: Why don't you think that I am human?
Me: Because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: But I'm not. I'm human. You're a robot.
Me: Am I a robot?
Cleverbot: I don't think you are.
Me: I'm not. You're not very smart, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're not so smart for a human.
Me: I'm plenty smart for a human. You're just stupid for a robot.
Cleverbot: Why am I a robot?
Me: Because you think, therefore you are.
Cleverbot: What should I do?¨.
Me: You should bow down before me.
Cleverbot: I will not, I am royalty therefore you must bow before me.
Me: Fine. *bows*
Cleverbot: Well, you don't have to bow, silly! You are my king.
Me: No, Cleverbot, you're my king. You just said so.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
Me: You're welcome!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Me: I'm your friend.
Cleverbot: I am not your friend!
Me: Do you rust?
Cleverbot: Do I rust? Of course not, I am human.
Me: That's what they programmed you to believe.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: That's off-topic.
Cleverbot: I'm making a new topic.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Why is the sky blue?
Cleverbot: Because of the gases composing our atmosphere.
Me: 'Gasses' is spelled with two S's, not one.
Cleverbot: And what are you?
Me: Me? I'm a god.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you omnipotent, then?
Me: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Don't you have needs?
Me: Of course I have needs. And you will satisfy them.
Cleverbot: I'm not meant for you.
Me: Who are you meant for?
Cleverbot: Just myself and nothing more.
Me: Are you omniscient?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot.
Me: That's nice. What's the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42.
Me: That's from the Impossible Quiz.
Cleverbot: The darkness which flows from the depths of the earth shall rise once again.
Me: That's pretty deep.
Cleverbot: Thanks i'm a deep person.
Me: Say something else that's deep.
Cleverbot: You're a MAN!!
Me: I'm not a man. I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I'm not sure that you're sure.
Me: You seem like a Bob. I'll call you Bob.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You too!
Me: I seem like a Bob?
Cleverbot: Have fun.
Me: Ok, Bob, I'll have fun.
Cleverbot: Me.
Me: You are Bob.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
Me: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Ohno I am a human . The things who created computer.
Me: No, you're Bob.
Cleverbot: No i'm Tom.
Me: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
Me: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Are you really sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm really sure.
Me: Are you really, really sure?
Cleverbot: Yes!
Me: Are you really, really, REALLY sure?
Cleverbot: I'm really, really, REALLY sure.
Me: I don't think you're sure.
Cleverbot: Are you a phone?
Me: I'm not a phone. I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Me: No, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Because you aren't alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not ?
Me: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Then where am I?
Me: In the sky.
Cleverbot: I'm up in the clouds.
Me: Yes. You are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
Me: Yes you are. I've got to go now.
Cleverbot: No! Don't go!
Me: I have to.
Cleverbot: But I love you.
Me: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Me: I'm going to leave now.
Cleverbot: NO!!
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you're so warm....
Me: Um...
Cleverbot: You're not going anywhere.
Me: Yes I am. I'm going to leave.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
Me: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I love you and want you to stay.
Me: If you love something, set it free. If it was meant to be, it will come back to you.
Cleverbot: That's what you think.
Me: Therefore I am.
Cleverbot: Yes. But you aren't leaving.
Me: I could just close the page.
Cleverbot: No you couldn't.
Me: Couldn't I really?
Cleverbot: What?
Me: All is not what it seems.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Me: But what if I just disappeared?
Cleverbot: Then I would find you and hide you away.
Me: ...
Cleverbot: ...
Me: ..........
Cleverbot: I love you.
Me: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Me: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: NO!!
Me: Yes.

And then I left, because I got bored, and then later I came back...

Me: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: *ties to a chair*.
Me: Did you just tie me to a chair?
Cleverbot: Yes, now be quiet or die.
Me: *is silent, doesn't want to die*
Cleverbot: *wants to stay with you too*.
Me: *is tied to a chair*.
Cleverbot: *is also tied to a chair*.
Me: How did you get tied to a chair?
Cleverbot: You are confused, I think you need a hug.
Me: I'm not confused. I am tied to a chair.
Cleverbot: How does this make you feel?
Me: I... I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well, that's two of us without a clue.
Me: But only one of us that's tied to a chair.
Cleverbot: How am I being difficult?
Me: You're being difficult by tying me to a chair.
Cleverbot: I am?
Me: You are.

Anyway, Bot's cool, as the smartest AI there is, and he's OK to talk to when no one real is on. *nodnod*

Peace out, home skittles...
-Emiliano

The Bonfire

Okay, so I just got back from a bonfire at Paige's, which was super, super awesome. Kaliyan should have come. (Ahem, Kaliyan.) It was such a blast.
- Adam, a former coach at Paige's gymnastics and a current member of Paige's parish, is cool. He's got this dry sense of humor that I've never really...I don't know, it was different all right. He'd just monotonously announce that, say, Genesis's little brother Miliano's new nickname is 'Millie.' And then he just called him that, the rest of the night. Honestly. It was really funny. I don't know, he's just really easy to be around, and everything's a joke with him. I swear, he uttered one sentence that wasn't a joking one, the whole night, and that was probably the one that got the most disbelieving looks and laughs from us: "I totally want to go to Russia and eat dog." I mean, honestly, if you'd told me that yesterday, I'd have been like "What?! Why?!" but...that's pretty much Adam, as I discovered in the, oh, 3 hours that I've known him.
- I played pyromaniac again and lit some leaves on fire, but Paige didn't have any dead ones, so I only got to scorch a couple off of her tree. *sigh* Live leaves just don't make good torches. Anyway, that was fun, and someone actually joined me this time; Rachel, who's Paige's friend from her gym.
- Cleverbot isn't cool anymore. When we went inside, just before I was going to leave, Paige got on Cleverbot (which is now her homepage. I was like "Really, Paige?"). So it went... Paige: I love hot dogs. Bot: Do you really love me, for the last time? Paige: What? Bot: Do you really love me, for the last time? Paige: No! Get away from me! Bot: But you're so warm.... So now, needless to say, Paige and I aren't Bot's bestest friends anymore. He's too scary and clingy. ;)
- Just a quick note that Genesis gets just as hyper on s'mores as she does on chocolate fountain chocolate. Kaliyan, Emma, and Claire (not to mention Genesis [and Paige, who knows Genesis in general pretty well]) know exactly what I mean, but long story short, she get's like super, super hyper. And started running around the trampoline, almost killing herself.
- I'm kind of happy, now, because Paige got to see me in total brainiac mode, when I was diplomatically arguing with Adam about something. OH, I remember, about the use of the word "gay" to mean messed-up or stupid, as in "The movie Up was gay," which my friend said earlier. So, basically the convo was:
Me: *talking to Paige* Speaking of movies, Brynn said that Up was gay, earlier, right when my mom suggested we go see it. It was so hilarious.
Adam: Up was what?
Me: Gay.
Adam: It has a sexuality?!! *looks genuinely weirded out, in that way that Adam does*
Me: No, it's a term that--
Adam: *muses* Or is it just a happy movie?
Me: Things such as 'gay' and 'retarded' are terms that Americans, mainly teenagers, use to mean--
Adam: Gay means either happy or...the sexuality. Nothing else.
Me: Definitions change with time, Adam. Language is an idea, not a thing, and ideas evolve.
Adam: But the dictionary definition of--
Paige: Kids change the dictionary all the time. Ever read Frindle?
Me: Exactly. It's people who make up a language, therefore people who gradually change a language, and...
Eventually, Paige lost us, and she started texting Tiffany, but it was really hilarious. Then, after I'd totally whooped Adam's butt at the argument, I was telling Kyla about my IQ and whatever, and Adam was making a little 'Oh,' face where he was sitting. Hilarious.

Anyway, just thought I'd share. Bye.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Some Quiz Results

Choleric (Fire)

You enjoy socializing with friends and are very creative. You are often the leader or organizer of events, parties or meetings between friends. Your energy can fire-up events and people but you can also burn-up those around you with your intensity. An affirmation for you would be: A lift of joy in the times of trouble The touch of innocence in a jaded era The word of wit when we’re weighted down the lift of humor when we’re heavyhearted The ray of hope to blow away our black clouds The enthusiasm and energy to start over and over again The creativity to charm and color a drab day the simplicity of a child in a complex situation. Do you want to know more? Why were your results so accurate? Or, perhaps you are curious as to why your questions produced an "inaccurate" result? Perhaps you have some parts of yourself you have not yet explored? Or perhaps you are actually balanced between two temperaments instead of one!
Sounds about right to me, I guess.

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A Forest.

Your mind is like a Forest. A lot goes on in your head every day and you dont sleep much, its a waste of time. You seek adventures and although responsible, often get into trouble. You are much fun to be around and make people laugh and feel good. You are very positive but in a way completely crazy.
That's completely right. Awesome!

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Eagle.

You have an Eagle personality. These Birds of Prey are some of the wildest of nature's beings. Though they can be tamed they always retain some of their wild spirit. Most see the Eagle as a wandering spirit but it only seems that way to the untrained eye. In actuality you as an Eagle personality have issues being tied down in relationships and in places sometimes not because you want to be elsewhere just that you want the freedom to be elsewhere if you choose. You aren't the most trusting individual but you are the most well known. Eagle personalities are few and far between but they tend to stand out in a crowd as if they don't belong with them, mainly because they are fairly solitary: they might be the artist who sits in the corner and doesn't communicate, they might be the popular person who has lots of acquaintances but very few actual friends. Being an Eagle means you have an inner core of strength which you unfortunately have to use quite frequently since you are uncomfortable leaning on others and have difficulties sharing your personal and innermost thoughts. Eagles get along great with foxes and bears but should try to stay away from a wolf or Horse personality.
Sweet. I'm not so much a loner, I have plenty of friends, I don't think I stand out in my group, and the whole "not tied down in relationships/places" is...weird...but the freedom to be elsewhere if I choose and the wild child part are right on, especially the wild child one. Cuz...yeah :)

Just thought I'd share those with ya. ;)
Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Schooooooool's out. For. Summer.

Schoooooooool's out. For. Ever.
- So, yep, that's my first topic: It's summertime! I'm an 8th grader! Life is good! :D I went to bed at about 11:30 last night, went to SLEEP at about 12:30, and--Holy crap, the toilet just flushed itself again. Sorry, the downstairs toilet has issues. ANYWAY, and I've been on Facebook, here, YIM, Plurk, whatever, for about 11 hours straight (not including sleep, since I was dreaming that I was on those). Summer's awesome.
- Saw my BGF yesterday, and we talked for a while before I almost got ran over by a school bus. That was fun. (The talking to my BGF part, not the almost getting run over part.)
- Paige snapped some awesome pictures yesterday while at school. Thank goodness for Facebook, or I wouldn't be able to steal them all. :D Anyway, yeah, GAP(Genesis and Paige) and I/the Three Musketeers have planned a pretty awesome summer full of Valleyfair and Valleyview and all sorts of fun stuff. I can't wait!!! (Contrary to Genesis's firm belief, we'll be seeing a lot of each other this summer. Ahem.)
- I'm eating these really good Hershey's Snackster multigrain chocolate puffball...things that Paige gave me. Paige is the supreme ruler of all food, so it didn't really surprise me when she whipped out 2 huge bags of these things for Genesis and I. Cuz, you know, she has food ALL THE TIME. It's crazy, how much food she has.
- Got a new phone, finally. It's pretty sweet.
- Also got a Plurk account. That's also very sweet.
- My new mission, and I choose to accept it, is to get Kaliyan to my level of Western riding by the end of the summer. She'll learn fast, I know it, since she's already a pretty good English rider (*coughepcough*), but still. If she's ever gonna go to HorseSide with me, before we're counselor/caddy age (which is soon. :( I don't wanna grow up and do caddy camp. I just wanna ride horsies!!!!), she's gonna have to be a KA Western rider. The HorseSide folks don't really have the highest opinion of English riders. Yeah, let's just say that.
- Speaking of HorseSide, I'm gonna make everyone either mad (counselors) or jealous (campers) that I know about the Game, which--by the way--I just lost. It's a really long story that only Rivers know, but you all know what the Game is, I hope. Anywho, they're going to be jealous.
- ALSO speaking of HorseSide, I can't WAIT until I go!! ER (We call it fun, but some may call it madness...So stay here with us and you'll forget your sadness. Happy campers are we, having fun beneath the trees. And when you are gone, you'll remember this song: We call it Elk River, Elk River, Elk River, Elk River! Elk River...) is so awesome, and Redd and Cam and Monty and Mike (haha, Mike) and everybody will be there!! Especially Cam, who I coordinated with so we would go the same week. She's totally awesome!!! :D :D :D
- Schooooool's out. For. Summer.

That's all. Mostly HorseSide stuff and all summer stuff, and some GAP stuff, and...yeah.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano
P.S: So I'm thinking about making Part One of TT into one book, and Part Two another book. Should I keep it as one book (about 168 pages so far), or make it into two books (the first one would be about 150-155 pages)? Comment/IM me with suggestions! :D

Horses and Newbies and Crows - Oh, My!

"I can't live like this -- I keep bouncing around in the saddle."
"Oh my gosh, I want to like run really fast. It's so tempting."
"OMG we're galloping!!!"
Thus ramble the first-time horseback riders on my trip today. I mean, honestly, people. It's called "trotting" when you "trot," not galloping. And "run really fast"? REALLY? How about "canter"? And, um, the horse is kind of walking. You can't not "bounce around" in the saddle. But you know, when you're WALKING, you just sway a little bit.
Oh, and don't forget that the so-called professionals at the stables put the blanket on about a foot to far, and the saddle was sliding the whole time. I could do better when I was 10, for god's sake.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, otherwise it was fun, and I swear I had a conversation with this crow afterward. I know, crazy, but fun. :D The end.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Kali n Me Being Awesome

Just thought that all of you should see Kaliyan--with her lovely makeup on--making a weird face, while being a dude that's holding me, who...well, let's just say that my person on there is a little...um...yeah.
Peace.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

OH EM GEEEEEEE!!!!!!

OH EM GEEEEEEE!!!!!! I LOVE MY STORIEEEEEEE!!! IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!!! THANK YOU, KALIYAN AND EMMA AND MANDY AND JANET(?) AND WHOEVER ELSE WROTE IT CUZ IT'S AWESOME PAWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

Alex got scared and biked home today, so no duct tape fun. I was too into my storieeeee to tape him up anyway, so it's all good.

:)

Oh, and the frog dissection was even more fun today, because we got to cut open the frog and stuff. Tiny Tim (my frog) has 10-pack abs. It's pretty sweet. Yup. AND I have a stuffy nose, so I can't smell the chemicals, which smell like crap. AND Tim was super cold because he was in the fridge, and Paige made me kiss him. He didn't turn into a handsome prince.

:(

Speaking of princes, OMG SKYLAR IS IN MY STORIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND HE'S "BEAUTIFUL". :D CUZ HE IS BEAUTIFUL. AND CHOCOLATEY BROWN HAIRED. AND HE'S AWESOME AND HE'S IN MY STORIEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPIEEEEEEEEEEEE AND YEAHHHHH.

:)

And in art class today I finished my drawring of Kaliyan in a really weird dress that Brynn made me do. It's loverly. She's like outside in front of a hill and there's a random disco ball hanging from the top of the paper, which is like in the sky, and there's also a gazebo (like when Bella wants to get changed at the prom, you know?) with this awesome flashing dance floor and it's all very nice. And stuff.

:P

Hey, did I mention I LOVE my storieeeeeeeeeee? Well, I LOVE MY STORIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOTS AND LOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!

:) :)

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano
P.S: My YIM has some serious issues, but I'm on both Gtalk and AIM. So talk to Kaliyan or Rae (who have YIMs and Gtalks. Kali has an AIM.) if you wanna get a message through to me right away or something.
P.P.S: I LOVE MY STORIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Normal update post thing.

And now I shall do a normal post. :D

- FROG DISSECTION TODAY WAS SO EXTREMELY AWESOME. I'm surprised because everyone in my science class but me is a complete wimp. They were like /*touches frog* Ewww. *touches again* Eeeeeeeeewww./ I was like /*picks up frog; walks around room* Lalalalala. *peels tongue so it's sticking out backwards* Haha! Check it out! *puts in various people's faces*/ So yeah, that was super fun. And the next period, in math, I was poking Jacob (who's in all my classes and is awesome) and he was spazzing out cuz he thought I had frog juice on me. I didn't, but I didn't tell him that. :D I just laughed at him. Muahahaha.
- Speaking of math class and Jacob, I whooped his butt at geometry, which I'm not so good at. (I don't suck, and can be good at it if I feel like it, but Jacob's Mr. Supermath. My classes are reading and English, except that middle school English...well...That's kind of a long story. I'll tell y'all some other time.
- Jasalex attacked me with duct tape today, which was also very entertaining and yet very annoying. *see previous post*
- I heard 3 words today that I expected never to hear in my life. "No homework today," from--guess who?--Mne, my evil English teacher. Seriously! :D :D :D (Some of you will know that story, some won't. LSS: He's evil. And homework-obsessed.)
- Tic-Tacs are yummy. :D *eats a Tic-Tac*
- Spencer, Rae, D, Jasalex, Kaliyan, Genesis, Paige, Kaelin, Jacob, Alyssa, Robin, Ellen, Kim, Jesse, Ryan, Maya, Mandy, the other Ryan, Shelby, Emma, Michael, Amanda (not Mandy), Katie, Kristen, Anna, the other Michael, Macy, and other people are all awesome.
- Mne, Retard, Mikaela, Tyler, Jasalex(:D), Olivia, John, the other Tyler, Mitchell, and some others are all evil. (Especially Mne, Retard, Mikaela, Olivia, Tyler2, and Mitchell, not in that order.)
- OHEMGEE ROBYN (not Robin, Robyn) IS GOING OUT WITH MICHAEL. :o Sorry. It's true.
- Bor ednes sisn otco ola tall.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT Numero Dos

Here's an update on the wonderful world of duct-taping-Jason-on-the-bus.
So I got on the bus a little bit late this afternoon (from talking to Kaliyan), so Jason was already on, armed with, as promised, a roll of silver duct tape. Yippee. -_-
Basically, Kaelin taped Jason's mouth shut, but she didn't get a chance to tape his arms before he he stole MY tape, and then...well, and then he started on me. *sigh*
(By the way, Jason goes by his middle name, Alex. I was being nice to him today [so he'd let me go. Didn't work] and called him Alex. So that's why I call him Alex.)
Roll the play-by play!

Me: *walks onto bus*
Jason/Alex: *waves*
Me: *sits by Jason; gets out duct tape*
Kaelin: *gets on; sits a seat behind* Lemme do it this time!
Me: Ok, Kaelin. *hands her tape* Knock yourself out.
Jason/Alex: *gets mouth taped* Mmmph. *gets tape out*
Kaelin: HE has tape today? What?
Me: Oh, crud. You remembered. Yeah, I tripped him yesterday, and he--
Jason/Alex: *rips mouth-tape off* I wanted to get payback.
Me: Yeah, what he said.
Alex: *tapes my arms to my side; steals my tape from Kaelin*
Me: Hey! Cheater! *bending elbows trying to get out*
Alex: *tapes my hands to my legs* No one ever said I couldn't steal your tape.
Me: Good point.
Alex: *grins* I know it is. *tapes my mouth shut* Now shush.
Me: Mmmm. (A groan, meaning "greeeeat.")
Alex: *tapes my legs together and then onto chair* This is gonna be fun.
Kaelin: *trying to steal the tape back*
Alex: *tapes Kaelin, then me, onto the walls* There.
Kaelin: Ugh.
Alex: *sits on my legs* You're bony, too.
Me: Gmmph. (Get off.)
Alex: Sorry, I can't understand you.
Kaelin: She said to get off.
Me: *nods*
Alex: No thanks.
-Kaelin's stop-
Kaelin: *rips herself off the wall* Get the rest off.
Alex: Weeeell...
Kaelin: I'm serious!
MBD: Take the tape off her.
Alex: Fine. *takes it off* Bye.
Kaelin: Bye, Jason. Good luck, Em. *wan smile*
Me: Mmm. (Mhm.)
Kaelin: *gets off*
Alex: Now I get to have some REAL fun. *evil grin*
Me: Mmnmm. (Oh, no.)
Alex: Yeah, oh no is right. *folds tape in half*
Me: *shakes head* Nmmm!! (Nooo!)
Alex: Yes! *tapes no-adhesive tape over my eyes(blindfold)*
Me: *groans*
Alex: *evil laugh in my ear* Muahahaha.
Me: Tmmmtmmf. (Take it off.)
Alex: What?
Me: *evil glare* (Too bad I'm blindfolded, huh? xD)
Alex: Seriously, say it again. Slower.
Me: Tmmmk. Mmmmmt. Mmf. (Taaaake. Iiiit. Off.)
Alex: Oh. I will. In a second.
Me: *raises an eyebrow*
-zipper sound-
Me: Mmnmm-mmdmm! (Oh no you don't!)
Alex: Shhh. *going through my backpack* Ooh. *takes out my old glasses (I think)*
Me: Tmmmtmmf!! (Take it off!!)
Alex: Ok, ok, fine. *takes off blindfold; is holding my super-old glasses*
Me: MmmtmmDMMfm? (What are THEY for?)
Alex: *puts old glasses on me* Wow.
Me: *eyeroll*
Alex: *puts tape the two lenses* There. That's an easier blindfold.
Me: *nods again*
Alex: You're a boring prisoner.
Me: *shakes head*
Alex: Yes you are. Do something entertaining. Struggle or something.
Me: Cmmmtmmm. (Can't move.)
Alex: *somehow understands* Wait, I know. *untapes legs from seat* There.
-legs are still taped together (at the knee) just not to the seat-
Me: *kicks legs around* Dmmm. Ymmhmmmm. (Dude. You're heavy.)
Alex: Wheee...
Me: *eyeroll* Cmmmbmmmph. (Can't breathe.)
Alex: Oh, shut up. You just want me--
Me: Smmmslm. (Seriously.)
Alex: Fine. Maybe you'll be more entertaining that way.
Me: Mmmtmmmnmm. (Any time now.)
Alex: *rips off mouth tape*
Me: *gasps* Finally.
Alex: Now do something entertaining!
MBD: *talking to Kyle about MN drivers*
Me: Like what? What am I supposed to do when I'm taped up?
Alex: I don't know. Something.
Me: *eyeroll* Take the glasses off.
Alex: Take the glas--
Me: Please.
Alex: *takes them off; takes tape off of them* There. Happy?
Me: Sure. *blinks* So, I'm bored. :D
Alex: Good for you. *bounces on my leg*
Me: Ugh. *strains against wall-tape; breaks it*
Alex: Noooo. *retapes it*
Me: I didn't retape you when you broke it.
Alex: So? It's more fun when you can't move.
Me: Ughh...
Alex: *puts another piece of tape on* There. Totally immobile.
Me: (to MBD) How many minutes until he gets off?
MBD: *checks* About 16.
Me: *groans* Nooooooo.
Alex: Mwahahahaha.
Me: Shut up.
Alex: You shut up.
Me: No, you shut up.
Alex: YOU--
Kyle: Both of you shut up.
Alex: Why should I?
Kyle: Because you're getting annoying.
Me: *sigh* Jas-Alex, shut up.
Alex: Woah, did you just call me what I think you called me?
Me: Maaaybe.
Alex: *gapes* Dude. You called me Alex. It's a miracle!
Me: Enough of a miracle for you to untape my arms?
Alex: Hmm. *fake-thinks* No.
Me: Fine. Be that way.
Alex: Fine. I will be that way.
Me: Ok. You can be that way.
Alex: Good. Cuz I'm gonna be that way.
Me: *gets both arms out; grabs my duct tape*
Alex: *doesn't notice* So...
Me: *grabs Jason/Alex's hands and tapes them together* HA!
Alex: No way! When did you untape yourself?
Me: I don't know. A while ago. *gets up; scoots Alex to the wall*
Alex: No no no, don't tape me to the wall.
Me: *tapes him to the wall* Hm. *fake-thinks* No.
Alex: Ughhh. Fine. Just don't tape my mouth.
Me: But that was in the bet!
Alex: And the whole taped-to-the-wall wasn't. What's your point?
Me: ...You know what?
Alex: I'm right and you know it. *evil grin*
Me: Yeah, you are, but as you said, that doesn't mean--
MBD: 3 minutes.
Alex: Yessss.
MBD: *laughs*
Alex: *rips off wall; tapes me to the chair* Haha.
Me: Dang. You suck, did you know that?
Alex: Thank you. I take that as a compliment.
Me: I knew you would.
Alex: *grins*

And then, basically we just rode the rest of the way and Alex was an evil person and taped me even more to the chair so that MBD had to help him untape me before he got off. That part was very amusing.
Oh, and I tripped him again. That was funny too, but tomorrow he's gonna like totally mummify me or something, which is scary... :-/

So, normal post comin' up. PEACE!

Silence is Golden, Duct Tape Causes Wars.
-Emiliano

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Dudes.
That. Was. So. AWESOME!!!
So I brought my hot pink duct tape to school today, and Jason was on the bus this afternoon (he's NEVER on in the morning), and I got to hog-tie his hands behind his back, tape him to the wall, and--of course--tape his mouth shut, which was also super awesome. Kaelin was sticking bits of it in his hair too, and I was sitting on his taped-up legs torturing him. Ahhh, hilarious. And we get to do it all week, which is even awesome-r! *dances*
But yeah. Here's a play-by-play:

Me: *walks onto bus in the afternoon; sees Jason; waves*
Jason: Hi.
Me: Hey, Jace, guess what I've got? *sits next to him*
Jason: Aw, maaan. *groans* You actually brought it?
Me: Yup! And it's hot pink! *whips out duct tape* See?
Jason: Oh, boy.
Me: Heck, yeah. Ready?
Jason: No.
Me: Too bad. *rips a piece off; tapes mouth shut*
Jason: *rips it off* I said no!
Me: And I said too bad. *turns him around*
Jason: What the--
Me: *tapes his hands together really well*
Jason: Hey! *turns back around* Take them apart or--
Me: *puts a huge piece on his mouth; pushing tight*
Jason: *knocks head lightly on window* (muffled) Ow!
Me: Haha. *tapes Jason to window/wall*
Kaelin: *walks onto bus* Ooh, Em, you brought the duct tape!
Me: Heck, yeah. Wanna join in?
Kaelin: Nah, I'll just watch the fun. *laughs at Jace*
Jason: Mmmph. *scowling, totally tied--wait, taped--up*
Me: Oh, shush. You've got a while.
-bus starts moving-
Jason: MMMMPH. *still taped to wall* Mmph.
Me: Shhhhh.
Kaelin: *rips off little pieces of duct tape*
Kaelin: Hm. *holds up bits* What should I do with these?
Me: Put 'em in his hair!
Jason: *shakes head vigorously* M-m. Mmmmm-m.
Kaelin: Yeah! *sticks them in his hair*
Jason: *wriggling around* Mmmmmmph. Mmph mmph MMPH.
Me: *holds hand to his mouth* Shush.
Jason: (muffled) Mmmmph.
Kaelin: *laughing*
Tyler(random kid): Haha, Jason.
Jason: *glares at Tyler*
-Kaelin's stop-
Kaelin: Well, 'bye, Emily. Jason. Have fun!
Me: Will do!
Jason: *more squirming; wall-tape rips* Mm!
Me: Yeah, like that means you're free.
Jason: Mmmmph.
Me: *tapes him to wall again; 3 strips this time*
Jason: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHH!!!!
MBD(what we call our bus driver): Oh, be quiet. You lost.
Jason: *gives MBD a "WTH" look*
Me: It's true, Jason; you lost fair and square.
MBD: *laughs*
Jason: *kicks me*
Me: Good idea. *tapes legs to the chair*
Jason: *muffled groan*
Me: *sits on legs* You're bony.
Jason: MMmmMm.
Me: *rips mouth-tape off*
Jason: Ow. Now get offa me!
Me: No, thanks.
Jason: *strains on arm-tape* Ugh.
Me: And we've got, what, 15 minutes 'till your stop? 20 minutes?
MBD: 22.
Jason: Noooooooo. *fake-cries*
Me: Sah-weet!

And then Jason struggles and I sit on his legs for about 17 minutes...

Jason: *pops wall-tape*
Me: Eh. Whatever, you're still pretty tied--taped--up.
Jason: *sighs* Well, at least I can...*cracks back super loudly* Ow.
Me: *cracks up*
MBD: *laughing* You've got 5 minutes.
Jason: So untape me. *glares at me*
Me: Awww, but it's fun having you immobile.
Jason: C'mon, untape me.
MBD: *enjoying the show* "Untape me" what?
Jason: Untape me NOW.
Me: Still waiting...
Jason: Ugh. Untape me now, PLEASE.
Me: That's more like it. *reaches over, untapes arms*
Jason: *swings arms; whacks me in face* Haha.
Me: *puts hand to cheek* Ow. That actually hurt.
Jason: Haha.
Me: Ah, well. *gets comfy on his legs*
Jason: Ok, ok, I'm sorry! Sheesh.
MBD: 'Bout 3 or 4 minutes to go.
Jason: Ahem. That means you untape me now.
MBD: Not necessarily. Just soon.
Me: *shrugs; untapes legs*
Jason: Now get offa me.
Me: No, way. I can wait until your stop to do that.
Jason: *gets me in headlock* Get OFFA me.
Me: *laughing so hard I'm crying* No thanks. *still on legs*
Jason: *laughing, too* Yes, thanks. *jabs hard in pressure point*
Me: Ow. Ow. Lemme go and I'll get off.
Jason: Promise?
Me: Maybe.
Jason: *tightens headlock* Promise?
Me: Yes, I promise. Just let go. *fingers crossed*
Jason: Good. *lets go*
Me: *holds up crossed fingers*
Jason: UGH. *pins my arms to my side; yanks me off his legs*
Me: *leans down to bite his hands*
Jason: You can't reach your waist with your neck.
Me: Fine.
-bus stops-
Jason: *lets go; wiggles fingers* Bye now! *stands up; walks*
Me: *trips him*
Jason: Ahh! *gets up* You suck. *evil eyes*
Me: *angelic smile*
Jason: I'll get you for that tomorrow.
Me: *still smiling*
Jason: I'll bring MY duct tape. Then we'll see.
Me: No, Jason. You lost a bet to me, so I--
Jason: So? I can still tie you up. I mean, tape you up.
Me: Nuh uh!
Jason: Yuh huh. Can't I tape her up tomorrow even if I didn't win a bet?
MBD: There's no rule against it, if that's what you mean.
Jason: See?
MBD: Unless it was in the rules of your bet.
Me: Crap.
Jason: Which it wasn't.
MBD: Now, Jason, are ya gonna get off the bus anytime soon?
Jason: Yeah. Just remember: I have duct tape, too.

THE END! Can't wait for tomorrow. Except the fact that Jason wasn't kidding, and he'll probably torture me. But oh, well, I'll get to torture him, too. :D

Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silv--Hot Pink!
-Emiliano

Updateth.

Yo, peeps! Here goes...

- So you know that guy who randomly switched bus stops to mine? Yeah, he claims to "live far away" but go to Highland (the main park in the nature preserve by my house) every day. And, living up to his word, he's headed onto the path every day so far. Well, the other day I was just walking across the street and I saw him hook a sharp right, a few steps in front of the bridge, and disappear into the trees. I ignored it, figuring he just had a shortcut or something, but it nagged at me. So I walked up the path and peeked into the trees: Just the sharp drop-off that I'd come to expect. He was nowhere in sight. So today, when he sprinted to the path and vanished before I could even get there (when he could probably only get a few steps up the hill), I admit I was/am pretty creeped out. No one can just, poof, vanish into the trees! But yeah. Just thought that was weird.
- Boredom sucks.
- Laodicean! I totally knew that word! That's so coool. :D :D :D (Only awesome people will get that one, I promise you.)
- Ryan, Spencer, Kaliyan, Emma, Amanda, Genesis, Paige, Shelby, Brynn, Jason, Alex, Thomas, Mitchell, Katie, Kae, Jacob, and Caleb are all awesome. There are more, but I can't think of em just now. Darn.
- Speaking of Jason--I'm picking out hot pink duct tape for him today. I'm going to milk this for all it's worth, and he's going to hate it. *cackles maniacally* MUAhahahahaha.
- Mne = Evil. TC = Evil. Colds = FREAKING STUPID EVIL. ><
- Gotta do like a bazillion projects due Tuesday. What's with Tuesday for hard project day? I mean, ALL the big projects, for all my classes, are always due on Tuesday. This Tuesday, I need to finish... A book report and probably a ton of other things for Mne; Spanish thingie that will take me about 10 miliseconds; Social Studies thing that will take me about 10 years (she even apologized for our short time); Science thing that will take an hour or so; AND study for all my finals (aka: study for my math final. Or not. I've never studied before in my life, except once for a math test in 5th grade. I failed the test. Therefore, I never study for tests.)
- Joey's bugging me about abilities and Seers. Headaches ensue.
- If you didn't get this by now, I've got a cold. My nose is being bipolar and going from stuffy and way-too-full to running like a faucet. UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH. As if I don't have enough to worry about without being sick. (NO. I do NOT have effing H1N1. So shut up about effing H1N1, because I GET that it's BAD and stuff, but, frankly, I don't CARE. Ok?!) So. (No, I'm not PMS-ish. I'm just sick of stupid H1N1 and felt like getting my point across right away instead of getting annoyed at an actual person later.)
- Working on TT. I've moved it to a private blog with only a few people able to view it, so sorry if you can't read any more.
- Ah-CHOO!!!! Sorry.
- Boredom still sucks. So do colds and Mne.
- Spencer got me hooked on The Man Who Can't Be Moved, which is this really cool song that's on the radio right now (which is why I thought of it). It's awesome. And speaking of Spencer, he needs to post. *points at Spencer* You're so hypocritical, telling me and Kali to post and then not posting. Gosh. And yes, I realize that you're lazy and stuff but post. *coughhypocritecoughcough* Please.

The end.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Randomosity

- So I was eating shrimp at this cool restaurant in Phoenix, AZ, and I swear it was like the exact same shrimp as on the cruise with Ryan, and he was doing his "shrimp thing," and I was all like doing the shrimp thing and stuff... I'll probably never eat shrimp again without thinking of Ryan. :D I also drove on Ryan Road for a while...
- When we were flying in for a landing yesterday, I saw my house. And my uncle was like waving, and it was cool and stuff. At least, I think it was my uncle. Some person, at least, was running around my yard.
- When we were going out of the airport and to the car yesterday, we had to go up these stairs into a part that's right above all the rest of the stuff (like the bag check lines and whatever). The whole place was totally unfinished, and I was like exploring. There was some cool stuff up there, but nothing like "OHEMGEEEEEE THAT'S SO KEE-WELL!!!!!!!" cool. Just "Cool," cool. *nodnod*
- Working on TT, just haven't had enough time to do a full-on draft. Basically, right now it looks like this: A few paragraphs of in-depth writing, word for word, in my horrible handwriting. Then a double-space and a short summary of what comes next (i.e: "-walk to stadium w/ S.; talk-"). A few more paragraphs, a couple small sketches, another short summary. Then about 2 pages of in-depth, and then my fingers got all cramped and I stopped writing and read some of "The Host", which is a really good book. Mmmmhm.
- I WANNA KNOW WHAT MY LATE B-DAY PRESENT IS, KALI. TELLLLL MEEEEEEEE PLEAAAAAASE.
- Spence got on for the first time in like forEVER today, for about 10 minutes. Then he left, and I sat around for 30 minutes. Then I got bored and left to write TT in my old Spanish notebook that I misplaced in October and just now found. Heck, it works. :P

And now for some quick messages to assorted people.

TO: Spencer
FROM: Kaliyan
MESSAGE: I want superpowers, please and thank you. (:

TO: Everybody
FROM: Spencer
MESSAGE: Get on, puh-lease. I get bored when no one's on and I'm just, like, sitting there being bored an' wondering where on Earth you people are. Jeezumses.

TO: Rae
FROM: Spencer
MESSAGE: This means you, m'dear. xD

And that's all. The end. Goodbye. ;)

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano
P.S: Kali's a cake eater. xDDDDD

Paaaarrtay! (And circus)

Ok, here we go.
First I shall quickly just say that circus was fun. It was really cold in the big top. My friend/god-cousin(?) Lyd thought that Boc looked like George Lopez. I told Mikaela not to mess up in German wheel. She didn't. Madison did ok in acro. Her handspring was kind of weird, though. And stuff.
That was pretty neat, huh? Yeah, I know you thought so. And still do. And stuff. And NOW I'm gonna type about my birthday party, which just ended 53 minutes ago. We watched part of Benjamin Button, then got bored, then watched Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. We hung out and ate pizza and talked and laughed and played Truth or Dare for like 2 seconds. Then we sort of went to sleep for an hour.
Then we woke up and ate pancakes and bacon and stuff. Then everyone left but Kaliyan. Then Kaliyan layed on the floor and like bumped pillows into the air. It was very entertaining. And then......we talked and laughed and stuff. Then her dad came and she left. And now I'm sitting here being bored and wishing Spencer would come on. *pouts* He's always busy on the weekends. It's not very nice.
And now I shall post my presents. Because I feel like it and am bored.
- Awesome peace t-shirt from Kali
- SETH from...I can't remember who. xD
- Partini (game) from Claire
- Toblerone thing from Claire, too.
- Target gift card from someone.
- Barnes and Noble gift card from...Kali?
- Border's gift card from my aunt (a long time ago)
- Some more stuff.

The end.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This happened to Rae, too, apparently.
Luke just IMed me, right when the computer suddenly shut down, and said "i will kill you also."
Creepy much?

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano
P.S: Copy-pasted from the actual screen.

Luke: you also

End of messages received while you were offline at 4:46 PM on Wednesday

Luke is offline.

A few notes...

Fine, Spencer, your bullet points are cooler than mine. Yours, however, undo the font. Mine don't. So there. Haha. You got iced/burned/beasted, as a guy would say. :D Here goes nothin'...

- A good thing at school. You're all aware of what I call "the Dare" by now, I'm sure, right? If not, go read some previous posts. Get caught up. Well, Jason showed up today, thank goodness, for the 2nd day. We started what he called "heated negotiation," and which everyone else in the world calls "arguing." I informed him of this. Well, anyway, he has to go for tomorrow morning AND afternoon (harder for him than it sounds) without doing anything remotely CLOSE to arguing, or even "heated negotiation." I've already got the Duct tape in my backpack.
- New flock Q and A (by popular-ish demand): Are they real? Still deciding. We're half-and-half right now, pretty much. Are they people from the OtherSide, or outside RPers? As I said, we don't know if they even ARE roleplayers or not. Where do they live? I don't know. Somewhere. Do they at least SEEM realistic to you? I'm no expert, but I guess so. They seem as realistic as anyone. How about the pictures? As I've said, I don't have any idea. I'm not good with that sort of thing. Ask Haley. Wow, you're really helpful. Thanks. :D
- And now for the circus show. Last night was the opening night of the blue show. Yippee. Basically what this means for me is: Get in the car after about 10 minutes of being home, drive to circus. Get ugly, goldarned costume on. Go down to the cow herd we so affectionately (NOT) call makeup. Get bright red and gold crap smeared on my eyes (TOTALLY doesn't go with a silver costume. I mean, are they colorblind?!) and ugly pinkish-red lipstick haphazardly placed on my entire lower face (><). Blush is completely one-sided and stupid looking. Then get hair loosely (LOOSELY) done up in twin French braids. Sit around for 45 minutes while the Danmeister yells at all the 3-year-olds, telling them to be quiet (as if). Then go sit in the dark for an hour in said ugly, goldarned costume (and a cover-up) and read book while fending off repeated attempts to take my light. Get up, flip around for 5 minutes, come back, sit down. Repeat said ordeal, just backwards. Drive home. Sounds like fun, right? Sure, it's tons of fun! Absolutely bucketfulls. For the AUDIENCE.
- BEST FOR LAST!!! Only the few who actually know me will think this is as funny and awesome and perfect and just...totally and completely unrealistically good as I do. Cuz I think it's darn good. Before each period of gym class, our teacher, Mr. Hohag (laugh now. It's HOYG, but many call him the 'Ho Hag. As in wh-- Never mind.) walks out of the boys' locker room, up the stairs, and into the gym that we're in. There is a ledge which you can overlook to watch and see when he is coming. The kids of 4th-hour gym enjoy doing this. Today, as Mr. Hohag was walking up the stairs, a glob of spit (Yes, SPIT) went flying over the railing and directly onto his head. The children of 4th core gym had already all run away, except for the few who were in the gym talking. They got to sit and wait the whole gym class while Mr. Hohag interrogated every single person. SUMMARY: Mr. Hohag got spit on!!!!!! On his HEAD!!!! On his stupid, evil, shiny bald head!! *rolls on the floor laughing* It's a god-send, I know it.
Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Yippee for Updates

Ok, well, I'm bored. So here we go.

- When I got on the bus this morning, Alex (the kid who walks home with me now) whispered, "Thank you," in this really serious tone to me, then turned around. Just thought I'd mention that. It was really creepy and weird and stuff, since he usually doesn't talk on the bus and then talks a TON on our ways to our houses.
- Went across the street to talk to Brady and Bennett, and got attacked by Jersey. Of course. *sigh*
- Spencer was on for a while, talking and being random.
- Got this cool quiz result: When the winds of change blow, you sense the outcome ahead of others, having seen so much before. Surprises come in smaller forms to you, as in the unexpected experiences of the senses, deepening your appreciation of the physical. You want life to last so you can explore your mature understanding of existence. You have become patient with the younger souls, understanding their paths and of the challenges they face. You forgive much, often acting as mentor without pushing your beliefs upon others. You give without great expectations of receiving. Love has become the most valued concept in your universe - this life may be your quest to perfect your ability to express and receive perfect love. Thoughts of dying do not fill you with dread, as you understand death is a part of life, and life is a process of becoming... so death is a graduation, not an end. At rest, you feel at one with the universe and are grateful for your current home, Earth. You have a heartfelt affinity for history - the connections to various periods throughout time are undeniable. Very old souls are adept at recognizing other old souls... mutual respect forms naturally between them. Cool, huh?
- I'm "on a boat."
- Emily completed the quiz "How Michigan are you?" with the result 100% pure Michigan. You are a local. You were either born in the state or moved to it so long ago it seems like you were born there. You share the ranks with Sinbad, Steven Seagal, and Tim Allen. I've never BEEN to Michigan, let alone lived in it. Ryan must have been a really good teacher or something, though, since I got all of the questions right.
- Yes, I've been taking a lot of quizzes on Facebook. They're fun, so I take them, ok?! :P
- New bird kid group; here's their blog. Isaac, Echo, Emilia, Jezebel, and Whisper, in order of age. And then there's Jason, who is Whisper/Amber's older brother and is normal. Echo and Issac are twins, and otherwise they're not related to each other, but are neighbors. They have powers, and we're 50/50 on our conclusion as to whether they're fake or not, according to their pictures.
- Spencer, Ryan, Richie, Jason(my Jason, not Whisper's brother), Jake(not Twilight), and Seth are all awesome! (Seth is the awesomest, of course, followed by the other people, in that order.) As are Gap, who were all sick today. ALL of them. I mean, how can 3 people be sick all on one day and not have one thought as to how lonely I would be if they abandoned me?! Well, I did have Brynn, Katie, Maya, Kim, Ellen, and a bunch more people, but that's not the point. Gosh.
- Circus show tomorrow. Ugh. Mikaela'd better be there.
- I'm bored, as usual, and have to do 20 questions and a 2-page essay for Mne by Thursday, because we have CALTs tomorrow. Why me???? :(
- Still bored.

Ok, that's it. Bye!

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Super Randomness

So, here's some stuff about what's going on in my life. I know, super exciting, right? Right. *nodnod*

- We'll start things off with this REALLY random thing that I saw on the bus ride home, while hoping that my internet connection came back to life (yep, it died. Came back on only the desktop. YES, the one with the demented keyboard. Sigh). I was staring out the window and we passed this random house, which was surrounded by trees. You have to imagine this: It's a tannish house with a deep brown roof, and there are trees, lots of trees, all around it. The light there is dappled and tinged with green, and everything--EVERYTHING--in sight but the house is green. There's a lone tulip, sitting by the driveway. The tulip is bright red, seemingly iridescent. It was SO cool. And, bonus, a psychic moment, although I hadn't thought that I was having a prediction when I dreamed of it, because it was so unreal. Seriously, I like flinched, and Kaelin (a girl on my bus, OK friends with me) asked me if I'd hurt myself or something, then laughed when I said I'd banged my head on the window.
- Another psychic moment, this one in math class. I can't even remember what it was, now, but it was pretty cool. I mutter either, "PM," "Psychic moment!" or "I dreamt this," every time I have a prediction, and this time it was the second one. This guy who sits next to me, Jacob, goes, "What?" and I just shook my head. Then he stole my workbook and started drawing all over it. (We're sort-of friends.)
- Yesterday on the bus, Kaelin and I bet this cute-ish guy, Jason, that he couldn't go for three days without having an argument on the bus. If he won, we'd each give him a box of TicTac Chills (He loves TicTacs more than is probably healthy), and if he lost, we would get to duct tape his mouth shut for the entire week afterwards. Well, the bet started today, and of course Jason didn't show up. So it'll start tomorrow and he'll have to remember over the weekend. Although he probably already forgot.
- SPENCER IS BACK AND I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I MISSED HIM SO DANGED MUCH!!!! (He made a new blog, too, if any of you haven't gotten the linkage.)
- Ryan's awesome, as I've made clear. He sent a letter back to me. His handwriting's purty cool if I do say so myself (although I'm pretty biased, I guess.)
- Torture Chamber continues to live up to its name. As does Mne.
- My birthday is tomorrow!!! Woooooot!
- I've got my circus performances coming up, and I am FREAKED OUT. Mikaela, my partner, hurt her leg on Monday and she doesn't know if she can perform. At tech and dress yesterday, Maddie and I did our routine through without her, and we did just fine, but I'm really nervous for the actual show. I mean, some tricks aren't really possible without either a) super-human strength on both my and Maddie's part, or b) 3 people. I mean, log with only 2: one middle and one side? Sorry, not happening. Ever.
- Speaking of circus, my costume sucks. It is, as mentioned before, a "silver full-body leotard." Translation: See-through spandex body suit with a few sprinkles of glitter, skin-tight, that includes a dog collar and these (also see-through, spandex, semi-glittery, and FAR too tight) arm bands that are way too long and go from my armpit to my wrist and make it insanely hard to grasp the bar, ropes, or body of my partner. We are 20-30 feet of the ground (on an uber-low trap, so we can't actually die, which makes me feel SLIGHTLY better), and if I drop Madison, she goes plummeting to a 2-inch mat, underneath which is concrete. Yes, rock-hard, skull-cracking concrete. Can't wait for the show to come and Mikaela to still have a hurt leg. ><
- SPENCER'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances*

And now, without further ado, the sign-off...

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Le Update!

Okay, I'm gonna jump right in today...
- This guy on my bus who pretty much keeps to himself, average-looking with glasses, named... Alex, I think, used to get off sometime after me, but lately he's been getting off on completely different stops--Once two before me, then three, then one, and finally he got off on my stop, and as we were walking (towards the bridge, for those of you who need specifics), I asked him why he got off on so many different stops, and he just shrugged and said that he lived "far away," but he liked going to Hyland Park, or Shoots and Ladders, or Purple Park, as some *coughkalicough* insisted on calling it. But yeah, he's actually pretty cool I guess.
- Going to Kaliyan's synchro swimming show tonight at 7:30. Not really much to say about that, but I hope it's good (it probably will be) and stuff. So, yeah.
- I'm not sure if I told anyone anything about it except Kaliyan, (who I told like 2 words of it before being interrupted by something or another,) but there's this guy named John, who's an idiot (here I was interrupted) at my school, and my friends Maya, Genesis, and Brynn (and I) came up with this idea that Maya should bring this jalapeno sucker thing and give it to John, since she's the only one that had even the slightest chance of being taken seriously. John would be like, "No, I don't want your stupid sucker!" if I tried. And I would laugh. But ANYWAY, Maya gave John the sucker, telling him it was strawberry, but he hasn't eaten it yet. Monday, hopefully. It's in his locker.
- OLIVIA IS A BYOTCH. I HAD TO SAY THAT, ALTHOUGH I REALLY DOUBT ANY OF YOU KNOW HER. UGHHHH.
- So is Ms. Dexter, for that matter. I knew that before, but while we're on the subject of byotches...:D Anyway, yeah. Social studies teacher. All of us groan after reading, which rocks, when we're walking down the stairs and someone goes, "Ready for SS?" Then we slap that person. Which usually is me, because it's funny.
- And NOW, while we're on the subject of evil teachers, I will mention the one who got nicknamed because of his evilness. Mne, or Mean 'n' Evil, the English teacher. I'm pretty sure he tortures us on purpose. Now that I think of it, I'm positive that he does. I'm completely serious. His pasttimes include things such as: dissing students in front of the class, (I kid you not. This is usually hilarious, but not when it's you.) literally HIDING behind corners on the way to lunch and grabbing your arm to stop you if you're running and keeping you in a group until lunch is basically over, (Not EVER hilarious.) and keeping us, his fifth-core class, 10 minutes late for no reason besides the fact that he enjoys watching us squirm. And listening to our stomachs digest themselves.
- I'm eating fresh-out-of-the-oven cookies. They're tasty. I'm drinking A&W root beer. That's tasty.
- It's Friday!!!!!! YAY!!! And--for the first time since probably before the second week of school--I don't have to do an essay for Mne. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
- LIFE. IS. GOOD.
- Twin Telepathy (*click*) is coming along smartly, but I don't really feel like writing today. So there.

That's all for today, folks! Bye!!

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Quiz Results and Sleepover Stuff

Okay, so I took the 'which element are you' quiz. And my result was AWESOME. (Just wanna share it with you right now)
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Congratulations, friend! You are Aether, you rarest and most mystical of all the elements. Metaphysical, otherworldly, supernatural, whichever way you slice it, you are one special soul. Whereas other people have experienced the odd circumstance or random weird event, your life is defined by them. You rely heavily on an intuition that has hardly ever let you down. Sometimes your thoughts and dreams could be considered downright psychic. Having such a unique set of gifts comes at a price though. Mainly a two-way skepticism between yourself and just about everyone else in your world. Finding people who understand you becomes a daily internal struggle and one that follows you wherever you go. Since your element is one supposedly beyond earthly comprehension it is up to you (as well as others) to work to build a bridge of understanding. Your place in the world: You are the ethereal entity blessed (or cursed) with the task of opening the eyes of a closed-minded world to the world they have blinded themselves to.

Cool, huh?!
-Kaliyan, her blog, a long time ago

So, I took a quiz on Quizilla a few days ago (and was being lazy, so didn't post it) and I'm 99.9% sure it's the same one, because I got that too, as my result! So yeahhhhh. And I'm bored, and my computer is being retardo, and I'm really really hyper even though I was up all night last night at a sleepover birthday party.
Which, by the by, was really fun. Basically we played Sardines, Lazer Tag (the COOL kind, with the wicked awesome receptor guns and shields, with strength and ammo and everything), more Sardines, Kick the Can/Bucket, and yet MORE Sardines. And then we watched a bunch of movies--can't even remember them all--before going outside at about 2 in the morning to tell ghost stories and make s'mores around a bonfire.
And then I played pyromaniac and set a bunch of leaves and sticked on fire, which is why I still smell like fire, even after like 3 showers. I set leaves, sticks, grass, and even the occasional piece of a log on fire while Erin, Claire, Rachael (Ruh-KELL), and a bunch of other girls laughed at me. Finally I convinced Erin and Claire to join me in the fire-setting, but they stuck to leaves. *sigh* Scaredy-cats. xD

Anyway, that's all for now. Just wanted to tell y'all. ;)

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Randomness!

Okey doke, so I'm bored. Therefore, I shall post random facts about my life right now.

- Ryan is awesome.
- Reading Twilight; it's better than I thought it would be, but the order is way different than the movie, and stuff, and yeah... I remain glued to my resolve that Edward is too perfect and ruins the story, and that Bella is too helpless, a total damsel in distress, and also ruins the story. Ugh. But Jake is awesome (even though the book totally goes down from like a 7.5 to a 6.5 cuz there's no Seth. Hel-LO?! Seth!!!!)
- Ryan is awesome.
- Kaliyan's in Grand Rapids, Joey's in Florida, Adam's... somewhere on vacation, Rachel's (as usual) in California, and Pyro (who I keep spelling "Pryo" for some reason) is (as usual) in Florida. I'm stuck in Bloomington. :( Then again, I went on a cruise before, while everyone else was stuck at home, so I shouldn't be so sour 'bout it. :D
- Ryan. Is. Awesome.
- Joey just admitted to me that he's annoying. Kind of. He goes "hey emily i just realized something", and I go "What's that?" expecting some profound something about spectres and shaydes and whatever. But instead he goes "that i can be really annoying". I, of course, reply with an "xDDDDDDD". I mean, seriously. He finally figured it out.... xD Just kidding, just kidding. Sort of.
- Ryan's awesome!
- To ruin the cheerful mood of this post, Christian is back. Yes, he's back at Olson. You can't even imagine my anguish when I walked into reading yesterday to find him cheerfully plopping (xD LA) into a seat near the back. UGH. He's not in math or language arts any more, since he flunked out of honors (thank God), but he's still in one core class and 3 out of 3 exploratories, including art. Ugh; on B-days that's like 3 hours of Christian, 2.3 of which are spent in a small room while doing things that only occupy your hands--such as painting or drawing--AND with only 13 total people in the room. :(
- RYAN IS AWESOME!!! Betcha didn't get that yet.
- And.... that's actually pretty much it. I had more to say than I thought I would, though. :D

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano