More Randomness

Okay, so this is all random crap from school.

- My math teacher, Mr. Ikebata, ate my friend Paige's lunch today. I kid you not. He walked up, took her sandwich, chips, and cookie when she wasn't looking, and walked away to eat it. It was SO weird. Then later he walked up to her, laughing, and she just looked at him all weird and ate more beef jerky. Seriously. But he's not mean, he's just always hungry. His stomach is like a black hole. And Paige wasn't mad, just kind of creeped out. Just getting that straight.
- Christian was absent today! *cheers* Probably at PAWS, which is in-school suspension, but about 39 times worse.
- I figured out my step-dad's password on his laptop the first time I tried. It was scary. I sat down in the office, and opened his laptop, and really wanted to be an admin, so I took a REALLY random guess at what his password might be, and got it right. I'm disturbed by my own Nudge-ness. (MR obsessives will get that. Otherwise, just... never mind.)
- In science class, we're doing this section on genetic engineering. I had a stomach-ache the whole class long, thinking about what SOME people *glares at Itex* already know about genetic engineering. Despite myself, though, it's interesting, and cool. Did you know that some lady somewhere came up with the wacky idea to put some genes from a jellyfish (the ones that make it phosphorescent) into a rat? The rat glowed in the dark. I saw PICTURES. There aren't words for it. Honestly, there aren't.
- Christian was ABSENT!!!!!! (Did I mention that I sit right next to him in math? AGAIN??? We've had 2 seat-swaps since he came, and he still sits right next to me. And get this: In gym, when we're both resting during b-ball, he... A: lets me sit down on the one chair, every time, and B) stands, like, unnervingly close to me. They are the longest 2 minutes of my life, with him rubbing against my shoulders like the complete idiot he is. THAT KID IS A CREEP.)
- Then, of course, my update on the play. Cuz, you know, it just wouldn't be a post without a play update, right? Right. So, today we choreographed Skid Row/Downtown, and it's dang long, and dang hard. But it's worth it. There're all these sweet moves, and we're supposed to act all pissed off, which is the whole point of the song, (the song's how we're poor, and that's bad, and we're mad about it, and we live in this place, with no houses, cuz we're poor, and so on) so everything's crisp, and has a TON of feeling. Which is awesome. So then, now, whenever I'm mad, I'm gonna do the Skid Row dance! Ta-da, instant relief! ;)
- I skipped the spelling bee, which was after school today, (I was the top speller on my team) and am preparing myself for my Language Arts teacher tomorrow, because he probably won't be too happy about the fact that I wasn't there. But I don't care: I'm really, really glad. Kirsten got a word that she said was like "martiphosdotious" (mart-uh-fahz-DOH-shus), and she also missed 99.9% of play practice, and was clueless as to the choreography of the dance, as I found out when we ran it through one last time in the last 2 minutes of practice. It was sad. :(

And that's all! Thank you for your time and attention.
Peace, Love, and Llamas! (KOD)
-Emiliano

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS!

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS!
I need this car. I don't mean I want it, mind you. I NEED it. It's AWESOME!!!

Okay, that's it. Just thought you should know.
Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano