Anti-Twilightness

So the question was, "Who's better for Bella, Edward or Jacob?"

My favorite "answers":

Probably Edward, because he's an arrogant asshole and she's a whiny bitch, so they go together. Bella and Edward are both stupid, just like the stupid Twatlight series they're from. Vampires don't sparkle.

Vampires don't f*cking sparkle.
Twilight is bullshit fanfiction.

The best match would be a 800mm Gustav shell. Or five. (Meaning, for dumb people, that she should be shot.)

edward becasue hes a control freak and shes a ninny little B**** plus i want jacob to myself =]

Neither. Boring Mary Sues don't get to have boyfriends, no matter how obnoxious (Jacob) or emotionally abusive (Edward) they are.

is there an option for Who Gives A Crap?

They both act equally lifeless (no lives). I've seen better acting from statues.

wtf, who is bella?

i'm on team emmett. just cuz (: i wouldnt relly want him with bella but just cuz (:

F*CK TWILIGHT. (Like 17 different comments' worth)

twilight sucks (Around 9 comments)

stephanie meyer is retarted

twilight is terrible :/

edward. hes a mary sue dumbass, shes a mary sue dumbass. they both suck and jacob is way too good for any peice of sh*t like her.

wut a great love story. hmm, who should the girl (with such low self esteem that she'll give up her entire life including family, friends, and career goals) be with? the vampire who only wants to eat her, or the over protective werewolf dude? tough choice...how bout she shud just go commit suicide u kno she wants to.

jacob doesn't deserve her crap. so edward cuz he does deserve her crap. cuz he's crap to...

they should all die.

I wish she would just take both and shut you twitards up.

jacob bc Edward is gay

TWILIGHT IS STUPID

Ugh twilight.

Harry Potter! duh!!

neither..twilight sucks


Anyway. Woot. Realistic and intelligent people FTW.

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-Emilee