Updateth.

Yo, peeps! Here goes...

- So you know that guy who randomly switched bus stops to mine? Yeah, he claims to "live far away" but go to Highland (the main park in the nature preserve by my house) every day. And, living up to his word, he's headed onto the path every day so far. Well, the other day I was just walking across the street and I saw him hook a sharp right, a few steps in front of the bridge, and disappear into the trees. I ignored it, figuring he just had a shortcut or something, but it nagged at me. So I walked up the path and peeked into the trees: Just the sharp drop-off that I'd come to expect. He was nowhere in sight. So today, when he sprinted to the path and vanished before I could even get there (when he could probably only get a few steps up the hill), I admit I was/am pretty creeped out. No one can just, poof, vanish into the trees! But yeah. Just thought that was weird.
- Boredom sucks.
- Laodicean! I totally knew that word! That's so coool. :D :D :D (Only awesome people will get that one, I promise you.)
- Ryan, Spencer, Kaliyan, Emma, Amanda, Genesis, Paige, Shelby, Brynn, Jason, Alex, Thomas, Mitchell, Katie, Kae, Jacob, and Caleb are all awesome. There are more, but I can't think of em just now. Darn.
- Speaking of Jason--I'm picking out hot pink duct tape for him today. I'm going to milk this for all it's worth, and he's going to hate it. *cackles maniacally* MUAhahahahaha.
- Mne = Evil. TC = Evil. Colds = FREAKING STUPID EVIL. ><
- Gotta do like a bazillion projects due Tuesday. What's with Tuesday for hard project day? I mean, ALL the big projects, for all my classes, are always due on Tuesday. This Tuesday, I need to finish... A book report and probably a ton of other things for Mne; Spanish thingie that will take me about 10 miliseconds; Social Studies thing that will take me about 10 years (she even apologized for our short time); Science thing that will take an hour or so; AND study for all my finals (aka: study for my math final. Or not. I've never studied before in my life, except once for a math test in 5th grade. I failed the test. Therefore, I never study for tests.)
- Joey's bugging me about abilities and Seers. Headaches ensue.
- If you didn't get this by now, I've got a cold. My nose is being bipolar and going from stuffy and way-too-full to running like a faucet. UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH. As if I don't have enough to worry about without being sick. (NO. I do NOT have effing H1N1. So shut up about effing H1N1, because I GET that it's BAD and stuff, but, frankly, I don't CARE. Ok?!) So. (No, I'm not PMS-ish. I'm just sick of stupid H1N1 and felt like getting my point across right away instead of getting annoyed at an actual person later.)
- Working on TT. I've moved it to a private blog with only a few people able to view it, so sorry if you can't read any more.
- Ah-CHOO!!!! Sorry.
- Boredom still sucks. So do colds and Mne.
- Spencer got me hooked on The Man Who Can't Be Moved, which is this really cool song that's on the radio right now (which is why I thought of it). It's awesome. And speaking of Spencer, he needs to post. *points at Spencer* You're so hypocritical, telling me and Kali to post and then not posting. Gosh. And yes, I realize that you're lazy and stuff but post. *coughhypocritecoughcough* Please.

The end.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Randomosity

- So I was eating shrimp at this cool restaurant in Phoenix, AZ, and I swear it was like the exact same shrimp as on the cruise with Ryan, and he was doing his "shrimp thing," and I was all like doing the shrimp thing and stuff... I'll probably never eat shrimp again without thinking of Ryan. :D I also drove on Ryan Road for a while...
- When we were flying in for a landing yesterday, I saw my house. And my uncle was like waving, and it was cool and stuff. At least, I think it was my uncle. Some person, at least, was running around my yard.
- When we were going out of the airport and to the car yesterday, we had to go up these stairs into a part that's right above all the rest of the stuff (like the bag check lines and whatever). The whole place was totally unfinished, and I was like exploring. There was some cool stuff up there, but nothing like "OHEMGEEEEEE THAT'S SO KEE-WELL!!!!!!!" cool. Just "Cool," cool. *nodnod*
- Working on TT, just haven't had enough time to do a full-on draft. Basically, right now it looks like this: A few paragraphs of in-depth writing, word for word, in my horrible handwriting. Then a double-space and a short summary of what comes next (i.e: "-walk to stadium w/ S.; talk-"). A few more paragraphs, a couple small sketches, another short summary. Then about 2 pages of in-depth, and then my fingers got all cramped and I stopped writing and read some of "The Host", which is a really good book. Mmmmhm.
- I WANNA KNOW WHAT MY LATE B-DAY PRESENT IS, KALI. TELLLLL MEEEEEEEE PLEAAAAAASE.
- Spence got on for the first time in like forEVER today, for about 10 minutes. Then he left, and I sat around for 30 minutes. Then I got bored and left to write TT in my old Spanish notebook that I misplaced in October and just now found. Heck, it works. :P

And now for some quick messages to assorted people.

TO: Spencer
FROM: Kaliyan
MESSAGE: I want superpowers, please and thank you. (:

TO: Everybody
FROM: Spencer
MESSAGE: Get on, puh-lease. I get bored when no one's on and I'm just, like, sitting there being bored an' wondering where on Earth you people are. Jeezumses.

TO: Rae
FROM: Spencer
MESSAGE: This means you, m'dear. xD

And that's all. The end. Goodbye. ;)

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano
P.S: Kali's a cake eater. xDDDDD

Paaaarrtay! (And circus)

Ok, here we go.
First I shall quickly just say that circus was fun. It was really cold in the big top. My friend/god-cousin(?) Lyd thought that Boc looked like George Lopez. I told Mikaela not to mess up in German wheel. She didn't. Madison did ok in acro. Her handspring was kind of weird, though. And stuff.
That was pretty neat, huh? Yeah, I know you thought so. And still do. And stuff. And NOW I'm gonna type about my birthday party, which just ended 53 minutes ago. We watched part of Benjamin Button, then got bored, then watched Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. We hung out and ate pizza and talked and laughed and played Truth or Dare for like 2 seconds. Then we sort of went to sleep for an hour.
Then we woke up and ate pancakes and bacon and stuff. Then everyone left but Kaliyan. Then Kaliyan layed on the floor and like bumped pillows into the air. It was very entertaining. And then......we talked and laughed and stuff. Then her dad came and she left. And now I'm sitting here being bored and wishing Spencer would come on. *pouts* He's always busy on the weekends. It's not very nice.
And now I shall post my presents. Because I feel like it and am bored.
- Awesome peace t-shirt from Kali
- SETH from...I can't remember who. xD
- Partini (game) from Claire
- Toblerone thing from Claire, too.
- Target gift card from someone.
- Barnes and Noble gift card from...Kali?
- Border's gift card from my aunt (a long time ago)
- Some more stuff.

The end.

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This happened to Rae, too, apparently.
Luke just IMed me, right when the computer suddenly shut down, and said "i will kill you also."
Creepy much?

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano
P.S: Copy-pasted from the actual screen.

Luke: you also

End of messages received while you were offline at 4:46 PM on Wednesday

Luke is offline.

A few notes...

Fine, Spencer, your bullet points are cooler than mine. Yours, however, undo the font. Mine don't. So there. Haha. You got iced/burned/beasted, as a guy would say. :D Here goes nothin'...

- A good thing at school. You're all aware of what I call "the Dare" by now, I'm sure, right? If not, go read some previous posts. Get caught up. Well, Jason showed up today, thank goodness, for the 2nd day. We started what he called "heated negotiation," and which everyone else in the world calls "arguing." I informed him of this. Well, anyway, he has to go for tomorrow morning AND afternoon (harder for him than it sounds) without doing anything remotely CLOSE to arguing, or even "heated negotiation." I've already got the Duct tape in my backpack.
- New flock Q and A (by popular-ish demand): Are they real? Still deciding. We're half-and-half right now, pretty much. Are they people from the OtherSide, or outside RPers? As I said, we don't know if they even ARE roleplayers or not. Where do they live? I don't know. Somewhere. Do they at least SEEM realistic to you? I'm no expert, but I guess so. They seem as realistic as anyone. How about the pictures? As I've said, I don't have any idea. I'm not good with that sort of thing. Ask Haley. Wow, you're really helpful. Thanks. :D
- And now for the circus show. Last night was the opening night of the blue show. Yippee. Basically what this means for me is: Get in the car after about 10 minutes of being home, drive to circus. Get ugly, goldarned costume on. Go down to the cow herd we so affectionately (NOT) call makeup. Get bright red and gold crap smeared on my eyes (TOTALLY doesn't go with a silver costume. I mean, are they colorblind?!) and ugly pinkish-red lipstick haphazardly placed on my entire lower face (><). Blush is completely one-sided and stupid looking. Then get hair loosely (LOOSELY) done up in twin French braids. Sit around for 45 minutes while the Danmeister yells at all the 3-year-olds, telling them to be quiet (as if). Then go sit in the dark for an hour in said ugly, goldarned costume (and a cover-up) and read book while fending off repeated attempts to take my light. Get up, flip around for 5 minutes, come back, sit down. Repeat said ordeal, just backwards. Drive home. Sounds like fun, right? Sure, it's tons of fun! Absolutely bucketfulls. For the AUDIENCE.
- BEST FOR LAST!!! Only the few who actually know me will think this is as funny and awesome and perfect and just...totally and completely unrealistically good as I do. Cuz I think it's darn good. Before each period of gym class, our teacher, Mr. Hohag (laugh now. It's HOYG, but many call him the 'Ho Hag. As in wh-- Never mind.) walks out of the boys' locker room, up the stairs, and into the gym that we're in. There is a ledge which you can overlook to watch and see when he is coming. The kids of 4th-hour gym enjoy doing this. Today, as Mr. Hohag was walking up the stairs, a glob of spit (Yes, SPIT) went flying over the railing and directly onto his head. The children of 4th core gym had already all run away, except for the few who were in the gym talking. They got to sit and wait the whole gym class while Mr. Hohag interrogated every single person. SUMMARY: Mr. Hohag got spit on!!!!!! On his HEAD!!!! On his stupid, evil, shiny bald head!! *rolls on the floor laughing* It's a god-send, I know it.
Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Yippee for Updates

Ok, well, I'm bored. So here we go.

- When I got on the bus this morning, Alex (the kid who walks home with me now) whispered, "Thank you," in this really serious tone to me, then turned around. Just thought I'd mention that. It was really creepy and weird and stuff, since he usually doesn't talk on the bus and then talks a TON on our ways to our houses.
- Went across the street to talk to Brady and Bennett, and got attacked by Jersey. Of course. *sigh*
- Spencer was on for a while, talking and being random.
- Got this cool quiz result: When the winds of change blow, you sense the outcome ahead of others, having seen so much before. Surprises come in smaller forms to you, as in the unexpected experiences of the senses, deepening your appreciation of the physical. You want life to last so you can explore your mature understanding of existence. You have become patient with the younger souls, understanding their paths and of the challenges they face. You forgive much, often acting as mentor without pushing your beliefs upon others. You give without great expectations of receiving. Love has become the most valued concept in your universe - this life may be your quest to perfect your ability to express and receive perfect love. Thoughts of dying do not fill you with dread, as you understand death is a part of life, and life is a process of becoming... so death is a graduation, not an end. At rest, you feel at one with the universe and are grateful for your current home, Earth. You have a heartfelt affinity for history - the connections to various periods throughout time are undeniable. Very old souls are adept at recognizing other old souls... mutual respect forms naturally between them. Cool, huh?
- I'm "on a boat."
- Emily completed the quiz "How Michigan are you?" with the result 100% pure Michigan. You are a local. You were either born in the state or moved to it so long ago it seems like you were born there. You share the ranks with Sinbad, Steven Seagal, and Tim Allen. I've never BEEN to Michigan, let alone lived in it. Ryan must have been a really good teacher or something, though, since I got all of the questions right.
- Yes, I've been taking a lot of quizzes on Facebook. They're fun, so I take them, ok?! :P
- New bird kid group; here's their blog. Isaac, Echo, Emilia, Jezebel, and Whisper, in order of age. And then there's Jason, who is Whisper/Amber's older brother and is normal. Echo and Issac are twins, and otherwise they're not related to each other, but are neighbors. They have powers, and we're 50/50 on our conclusion as to whether they're fake or not, according to their pictures.
- Spencer, Ryan, Richie, Jason(my Jason, not Whisper's brother), Jake(not Twilight), and Seth are all awesome! (Seth is the awesomest, of course, followed by the other people, in that order.) As are Gap, who were all sick today. ALL of them. I mean, how can 3 people be sick all on one day and not have one thought as to how lonely I would be if they abandoned me?! Well, I did have Brynn, Katie, Maya, Kim, Ellen, and a bunch more people, but that's not the point. Gosh.
- Circus show tomorrow. Ugh. Mikaela'd better be there.
- I'm bored, as usual, and have to do 20 questions and a 2-page essay for Mne by Thursday, because we have CALTs tomorrow. Why me???? :(
- Still bored.

Ok, that's it. Bye!

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Super Randomness

So, here's some stuff about what's going on in my life. I know, super exciting, right? Right. *nodnod*

- We'll start things off with this REALLY random thing that I saw on the bus ride home, while hoping that my internet connection came back to life (yep, it died. Came back on only the desktop. YES, the one with the demented keyboard. Sigh). I was staring out the window and we passed this random house, which was surrounded by trees. You have to imagine this: It's a tannish house with a deep brown roof, and there are trees, lots of trees, all around it. The light there is dappled and tinged with green, and everything--EVERYTHING--in sight but the house is green. There's a lone tulip, sitting by the driveway. The tulip is bright red, seemingly iridescent. It was SO cool. And, bonus, a psychic moment, although I hadn't thought that I was having a prediction when I dreamed of it, because it was so unreal. Seriously, I like flinched, and Kaelin (a girl on my bus, OK friends with me) asked me if I'd hurt myself or something, then laughed when I said I'd banged my head on the window.
- Another psychic moment, this one in math class. I can't even remember what it was, now, but it was pretty cool. I mutter either, "PM," "Psychic moment!" or "I dreamt this," every time I have a prediction, and this time it was the second one. This guy who sits next to me, Jacob, goes, "What?" and I just shook my head. Then he stole my workbook and started drawing all over it. (We're sort-of friends.)
- Yesterday on the bus, Kaelin and I bet this cute-ish guy, Jason, that he couldn't go for three days without having an argument on the bus. If he won, we'd each give him a box of TicTac Chills (He loves TicTacs more than is probably healthy), and if he lost, we would get to duct tape his mouth shut for the entire week afterwards. Well, the bet started today, and of course Jason didn't show up. So it'll start tomorrow and he'll have to remember over the weekend. Although he probably already forgot.
- SPENCER IS BACK AND I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I MISSED HIM SO DANGED MUCH!!!! (He made a new blog, too, if any of you haven't gotten the linkage.)
- Ryan's awesome, as I've made clear. He sent a letter back to me. His handwriting's purty cool if I do say so myself (although I'm pretty biased, I guess.)
- Torture Chamber continues to live up to its name. As does Mne.
- My birthday is tomorrow!!! Woooooot!
- I've got my circus performances coming up, and I am FREAKED OUT. Mikaela, my partner, hurt her leg on Monday and she doesn't know if she can perform. At tech and dress yesterday, Maddie and I did our routine through without her, and we did just fine, but I'm really nervous for the actual show. I mean, some tricks aren't really possible without either a) super-human strength on both my and Maddie's part, or b) 3 people. I mean, log with only 2: one middle and one side? Sorry, not happening. Ever.
- Speaking of circus, my costume sucks. It is, as mentioned before, a "silver full-body leotard." Translation: See-through spandex body suit with a few sprinkles of glitter, skin-tight, that includes a dog collar and these (also see-through, spandex, semi-glittery, and FAR too tight) arm bands that are way too long and go from my armpit to my wrist and make it insanely hard to grasp the bar, ropes, or body of my partner. We are 20-30 feet of the ground (on an uber-low trap, so we can't actually die, which makes me feel SLIGHTLY better), and if I drop Madison, she goes plummeting to a 2-inch mat, underneath which is concrete. Yes, rock-hard, skull-cracking concrete. Can't wait for the show to come and Mikaela to still have a hurt leg. ><
- SPENCER'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances*

And now, without further ado, the sign-off...

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano

Le Update!

Okay, I'm gonna jump right in today...
- This guy on my bus who pretty much keeps to himself, average-looking with glasses, named... Alex, I think, used to get off sometime after me, but lately he's been getting off on completely different stops--Once two before me, then three, then one, and finally he got off on my stop, and as we were walking (towards the bridge, for those of you who need specifics), I asked him why he got off on so many different stops, and he just shrugged and said that he lived "far away," but he liked going to Hyland Park, or Shoots and Ladders, or Purple Park, as some *coughkalicough* insisted on calling it. But yeah, he's actually pretty cool I guess.
- Going to Kaliyan's synchro swimming show tonight at 7:30. Not really much to say about that, but I hope it's good (it probably will be) and stuff. So, yeah.
- I'm not sure if I told anyone anything about it except Kaliyan, (who I told like 2 words of it before being interrupted by something or another,) but there's this guy named John, who's an idiot (here I was interrupted) at my school, and my friends Maya, Genesis, and Brynn (and I) came up with this idea that Maya should bring this jalapeno sucker thing and give it to John, since she's the only one that had even the slightest chance of being taken seriously. John would be like, "No, I don't want your stupid sucker!" if I tried. And I would laugh. But ANYWAY, Maya gave John the sucker, telling him it was strawberry, but he hasn't eaten it yet. Monday, hopefully. It's in his locker.
- OLIVIA IS A BYOTCH. I HAD TO SAY THAT, ALTHOUGH I REALLY DOUBT ANY OF YOU KNOW HER. UGHHHH.
- So is Ms. Dexter, for that matter. I knew that before, but while we're on the subject of byotches...:D Anyway, yeah. Social studies teacher. All of us groan after reading, which rocks, when we're walking down the stairs and someone goes, "Ready for SS?" Then we slap that person. Which usually is me, because it's funny.
- And NOW, while we're on the subject of evil teachers, I will mention the one who got nicknamed because of his evilness. Mne, or Mean 'n' Evil, the English teacher. I'm pretty sure he tortures us on purpose. Now that I think of it, I'm positive that he does. I'm completely serious. His pasttimes include things such as: dissing students in front of the class, (I kid you not. This is usually hilarious, but not when it's you.) literally HIDING behind corners on the way to lunch and grabbing your arm to stop you if you're running and keeping you in a group until lunch is basically over, (Not EVER hilarious.) and keeping us, his fifth-core class, 10 minutes late for no reason besides the fact that he enjoys watching us squirm. And listening to our stomachs digest themselves.
- I'm eating fresh-out-of-the-oven cookies. They're tasty. I'm drinking A&W root beer. That's tasty.
- It's Friday!!!!!! YAY!!! And--for the first time since probably before the second week of school--I don't have to do an essay for Mne. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
- LIFE. IS. GOOD.
- Twin Telepathy (*click*) is coming along smartly, but I don't really feel like writing today. So there.

That's all for today, folks! Bye!!

Peace, Love, and Llamas!
-Emiliano